Sugar Water, and Other Dietary Mind Games
A while back I decided that a simple way to remind myself that pop isn't healthy was to start thinking of it as "Sugar Water", this has met with limited success so I have decided to enlarge my plan to encompass other foods and drinks.

Pop shall now be called sugar water.
Hamburgers are Fatty Patties
Sausages are tubes of flesh and fat
French fires are fat sticks
Potato chips are addictive salt chemical delivery systems
Fast food is readily available food like substances.
Coffee is Obligatory Morning Drug

I need to come up with more of these, and preferably ones that just roll off the tongue.